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According to a poll taken by
The Fables, from any Friday night,
the following are the most frequently asked questions put to the band,
(in chronological order).
10:19 p.m.
Q: How Ya Gettin On?
A: Pretty good.
Q: What's that's big mandolyn Billy plays called?
A: A mandola.
11:30 p.m.
Q: How ya gettin on b'y?
A: Pretty good, b'y, I s'pose.
Q: Where are ya playing next week?
11:40 p.m.
Q: How's it goin?
A: Not bad, I s'pose.
Q: You're related to Barry Canning, aren't you?
A: Yes, his third cousin's cousin is married to my wife's third cousin.
"Yah, I KNEW THAT�
11:42 p.m.
Q: How ya gettin on?
Q: How many pounds did you lose?
A: Collectively? Subtract Ian's weight from Clyde's.
Q: Do you like playin in the band?
A: No I do it for the conversation.
Q: How come you don't smile more?
1:34 a.m.
Q: How ya gettin on?
A: Same way I got off, except in reverse.
Q: How come you're so saucy? Is this all you do? Playin in the band, I
mean
A: No, I have lunch sometimes.
Q: Hey Glenn, do you think you'll ever go back with The Irish Decendants?
A: How are ya gettin on b'y?
Q: What's the name of that big mandolyn Billy plays?
A: Uh� Ira.
2:15 a.m.
Q: How ya gettin on?
A:
Q: How old is your new bass player?
A: Seven months. He's been in the band since last fall.
2:30 a.m.
Q: How's she going? Whass da name a'dat big mandolyn Billy plays?
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